Another Craigslist Post

Face it. Your clothes have been scattered all over your room for the last year -- no matter how many more New Year's resolutions you make, you're not going to start hanging them up now.

So why not break down and just get a cardboard box to shove them all in? Even better, a bunch of boxes! You could put some of the smaller boxes in a bigger box, and the whole thing would start to look pretty slick. Organized, even.

But wait! Instead of cardboard boxes you could do it up right and build the whole thing out of wood... maybe add some little metal handles and paint a wicked flaming skull and crossbones on the side. Bitchin'.

Or you could skip all that carpentry shit (Damn, man, what'd you do to your thumb?) and go straight to airbrushing a half-naked chick on the side of this FREE dresser.

Call 530-750-1000 (or email) to lay claim to this awesome stack of boxes in a bigger box.

Dimensions: 24" x 14" x 41"

I don't have a picture handy for the blog, but did for the Craigslist post and the picture was part of the punchline -- it's a little girl's dresser.

Woot inspired

Let there be Light!

Now you no longer have to live like a Caveman, squatting in the darkness and groping your way to the fridge by the feeble light of your cellphone. With this powerful 3-bulb floor lamp, you'll take one giant step up the evolutionary ladder and you too will start enjoying the most wondrous invention since fire.

Features:

• Three separate switches! Giving you 2^3 = 8 possible lighting configurations!
• Swivel heads! Great for chasing cockroaches around your apartment without ever leaving your easy-chair!
• Rugged construction! We haven't killed this thing yet, and I doubt you'll be able to, either!

All for the low, low price of absolutely free*!

Call 530-750-1000 or email!

* No, we won't pay for your gas to come out here.

The lamp's already gone, but I enjoyed writing that far too much to just let it wither and die in Craigslist's database.