Woot inspired

Let there be Light!

Now you no longer have to live like a Caveman, squatting in the darkness and groping your way to the fridge by the feeble light of your cellphone. With this powerful 3-bulb floor lamp, you'll take one giant step up the evolutionary ladder and you too will start enjoying the most wondrous invention since fire.

Features:

• Three separate switches! Giving you 2^3 = 8 possible lighting configurations!
• Swivel heads! Great for chasing cockroaches around your apartment without ever leaving your easy-chair!
• Rugged construction! We haven't killed this thing yet, and I doubt you'll be able to, either!

All for the low, low price of absolutely free*!

Call 530-750-1000 or email!

* No, we won't pay for your gas to come out here.

The lamp's already gone, but I enjoyed writing that far too much to just let it wither and die in Craigslist's database.